Marry my fiancé's Godfather uncle

On my fiancé Nico Moretti's birthday, I stood outside the VIP room. I heard him complain. He said I was gorgeous, but way too vanilla. He actually called me a boring woman right to their faces.

I didn't argue. I turned and called his uncle, the mafia Don, Alessandro Moretti. "Do you have a girlfriend? If not, wanna give this a shot?"