My Angel Wife Won't Stop Chasing Me

Betrayed at the gates of immortality, the legendary Ryker plummets into a backwater village where he meets a scrappy kid, a stray dog, and Rachel—a saintess way out of her depth. While plotting his revenge, he accidentally turns the kid into a cultivation prodigy, the mutt into a divine white tiger, and the saintess into his wife.

Immortality can wait. He's got a family now.