My Wife Ran Away Again

The Young Marshal claims, 'My wife is a naive country girl, do not bully her! ' The socialites she upstaged cry, 'Who is bullying who? ' He adds, 'My wife is gentle and knows nothing about medicine or guns! ' Her cured patients and dead enemies scream, 'Are you blind, Young Marshal?

' 'My wife is perfectly obedient, my word is law! ' he boasts heroically—while kneeling on a washboard. The adjutants of the Warlord mansion sigh, 'Please keep some dignity, Young Marshal! '